Funny Stories

i have no idea if these are funny.. but at the time they were super funny...
i was at school and my friend (A) and i were teasing (in a friendly way) my other friend (Am) about her new "boyfriend" and Am was hitting us with various objects. for some reason that prompted me to say "ya.. i want a boyfriend, so he can dump me and then i can wallow and eat ice cream and watch crappy tv." this was before school and we were in the hall, lets just say it's a good thing there was no one there because all of us were laughing so hard...
yup i was a weird kid...

hope i didn't offend anyone.. =D